Oregonian: KEN GOE'S TWO-MINUTE DRILL

About those yellow uniforms Cal broke out for the Oregon game . . .

1. Who knew Bears coach Jeff Tedford was color blind?

2. Tedford said Cal's wardrobe malfunction occurred because some of his players asked to wear yellow. Uh-huh, that's why "Mr. Attention to Detail" couldn't remember which players made the request or when they did it.

3. The game was nationally televised. Couldn't somebody at ABC have stepped in?

4. In the "Thank God for Small Favors" department, it kept Oregon's "Lightning" jerseys out of public view.

5. Unfortunately, Cal's shade of yellow looks like something the cat coughed up.

6. Bad taste, it's contagious.

7. The only "lightning" in sight were two thunderbolts from Nate Longshore to DeSean Jackson.

8. Talk about stealing the Ducks' thunder.

9. Well, why not? Tedford has stolen everything else from Oregon: the offense, his defensive coordinator, the equipment manager . . .

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