No. 10: Stanford
At No. 10 is Stanford, whose fans honestly don't care about football because they're too smart to partake in such barbaric and plebeian activities. But they have no problem storming a field for an apparent victory, only to watch one of their trombone players get flattened on a rival's game-turning touchdown. They have a tree as a mascot and a band with a fondness for phallic formations. They have a dance group called "Dollies" and wonder why they get no respect
No. 5: Southern Cal
Raise your hand if you're counting the days 'til the NCAA hammers the Trojans with sanctions so bad that Tommy Trojan falls on his sword and takes that mind-numbing band and those spoiled "V"-fingered fans with him. Forcing Traveler to listen to "Conquest" 50 times a Saturday should qualify as animal cruelty. Someone call PETA
2 comments:
Love Stanferd at #10, but went to the source and they list Florida in that slot; no mention of the farm. Did you write that or did they change the article when an editor said, "No one cares about Stanferd, throw another powerhouse into the rankings?"
That's very strange; the story has been changed (I did not write the part about Stanford). They were #10 yesterday.
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