SportingNews: Playing If I Were With College Football

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When I was young, we used to play the If I Were … game. If I Were … Underdog, I'd have more than one place to hide my special vitamin pill and I'd take it before Simon Bar Sinister knocked me silly and had Sweet Polly Purebread strapped to the railroad tracks.  So in the spirit of the humble, lovable Shoeshine Boy, If I Were …

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… Tennessee coach Phil Fulmer, I'd sell my coaching soul to win that first game against a very good Cal team. Momentum--good or bad--is contagious.